Thursday, August 20, 2009

Tiers of Women

Tiers of Women is a ranking concept that ranks women according to physical attraction. This is in no way a means of objectifying women but rather a way for people (mainly men) to describe how attractive a woman is/was to another person (likely another man).

Tier 1 - "Holy shit"
A woman in this tier is considered to be of the highest levels of physical attraction. The attraction level is so high that it can bring entire rooms of men to a halt. Men with high levels of confidence will often approach these women before a woman of a lower tier. Men with low levels of confidence will stare but make no move at all and probably wait for a woman in Tier 3 or 4 before making any kind of contact. The personality of a woman in this tier becomes irrelevant since her attraction level is so high. A woman can be the life of the party or socially inept, but this will make no difference to men of confidence. Women in Tier 1 are often accompanied by other women belonging to tiers lower than 3 as Tier 2 is still considered a threat.

NOTE: The level of attraction is so high in a Tier 1 that even if the woman is considered "bat-shit crazy" that a man will still stick around for an extended period of time.

Tier 2 - "Damn"
Women that are categorized here are of very high levels of attraction, but not as high as a Tier 1. Women in this tier may have other female companions in Tier 2 but will also have companions from Tier 3 and sometimes Tier 4. Men with high levels of confidence will approach Tier 2 women whether or not he was rejected by a Tier 1. Men of low level confidence might approach Tier 2, but for obvious reasons are usually not confident enough and will usually stick to women of Tier 3 and 4. Tier 2 women personalities can make a difference as far as rejection. Women with less socially acceptable personalities are usually disposed of rather quickly whereas a woman with a more friendly personality will find an easier time. In some cases foul personalities can be looked past.

Tier 3 - "Hey"
In this category women are of average to above physical attraction. These women are usually the companions to a woman of Tier 1 or 2 and sometimes the leader of their own group. At this level, the personality and physical attractiveness are both relevant to ensuing men. Most men at this level will not be able to look past an unsuitable personality or less than (personally) acceptable physical attraction to the woman without major convincing.

Tier 4 - "Um"
Women in this tier are usually of average to less than average physical attraction. Usually a fair amount of preparation occurs prior to social outgoings. This preparation usually masks things that could otherwise be seen in a well lit room. This isn't to say that these woman are unattractive but rather that these women aren't as naturally attractive as a woman in Tier 2 or 3. Women in this category usually have very pleasant personalities and get along well with others at social gatherings. Given the right circumstances a woman from this tier could be mistaken for a Tier 3 and in extreme cases a Tier 2.

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